People who I would want to meet and what we would do instead of why, because it should be obvious that everyone I want to meet is boss as f*** and therefore too awesome to not meet, as them being considered meetable by me is a clear sign that they exude copious amounts of win and bossliness. Cori, if we ever meet under the right circumstances, I think we're going to have to make Coco a thing and record a song with you singing beautifully and me being horrendously auto-tuned. Hell yeah. Also, I have not run in so long, but we should totally do that too because it is a bonding experience and bonding is good. Erica's triflin who wants to meet her I mean god. Krys, I would probably just throw things at you. But in a loving way. Andy's a bitchass and we've already met and we're meeting again so he doesn't count. Justin so I can suck his penis. Vee-babe would teach me how to play fighters better and not be a scrub while likely simultaneously handling my joystick. And yes, by that I mean she'd be playing with my penis. As in like a handjob. PROBLEM? C Jay, I don't know you can teach me how to be black. Right? Cool. Foxy Roxy and I would clearly paint the town rainbow colors and probably end up buying me clothes or something like that. I imagine I'd spend about four hours in the dressing rooms of various stores, at a bare minimum. And I'm sure she'd have a camera. Cheeky bastard. Jess, I absolutely adore the idea of spending a day watching Doctor Who and listening to the Beatles and just ranting about all things musical and lively and lovely and great. Also, we would probably drink and I would get drunk and it would be a grand old gay time. You would also have to show me the shit-hole that is that one C-place that you live in so that everyone can call me a yankee git and recognize me as an American. yessss. If the whole skype/MSN gang met, I'm sure either one of two things would happen -- A) The world would just f***ing explode or B) I would become a part of team red, because with our powers combined we pretty much run this forum behind the strings without people knowing. Even despite the fact that I am telling you this, you still do not know that we control the forum. Captain Sahkiepuu is just that win, he's our hero, going to take scrubs down to zero. Dellybby, let's be honest, if we ever meet we're probably going to wind up screwing like wild, carnal, horny rabbits from the fiery pits of lustful sin... -nery. I imagine it would start all awkward like "OH WOW IS THIS GOING TO HAPPEN" and then slowly build up to the pique of sexual gratification and then pillow talk would roll around and we'd be talking about how awesome it was and shit. Totally. I'm not hitting on you. At all. I swear. Really I'm not. Seriously. Don't give me that look everyone. Salt, I would take pictures of you to finally dis/prove what you actually look like and then depending on the results either hang out with you and have a grand old gay time doing nothing important... or shamelessly hit on you and try to get in your pants. What can I say? I'm not really secretive about this stuff. HELPS IF THE SITUATION ACTUALLY EVER DOES ROLL AROUND, we know where we stand. Right? Right. Alright, moving on before this gets awkward. Shiie would include a panty and boxers exchange if Ame didn't bite my HAPPYHAPPYHAPPYHAPPY off before it happened. Sara, I would absolutely love to go to a con with you and dress up and cosplay and shit, but you would inevitably have to do my costume and if you were okay with that I would be absolutely alright with being the lucky SOB that gets to play your second. Also, I would probably shamelessly hit on you too because OH MY UNF. Obligatory deep dish and coffee with Nikki if she ever stops being irl Gubler and a movie star and hauls her ass over to Chicago. I admittedly want to meet Rasmamsausmsuasmsausamus/Happy Heartless just to give him a high five and say what's up and then probably proceed to never wash my hand again. What? That's not creepy is it? Sam I Am and Kayam the Ham just to hang because they are adorbs. Diego would be boss but I don't know what we'd do. Mashi/Scott/anyone else from kh-n because dude yes. I probably forgot someone, or maybe I didn't and you just suck, but if I do have to add anyone or anything I will at a later time. Or not. Because you suck.